Yarrr! It’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
In case you haven’t heard, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
In celebration of this momentus occassion, I present the Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates:

If you have a Facebook account, you can now change your language to English (Pirate)…
Finally, you can’t celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day without a good pirate joke:
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, “Why are you wearing a paper towel?”
“Arrrrrrr I’ve got a bounty on me head!”